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Episode 5: Storytime With MJ

July 29, 2017

Matt and I haven’t talked in 13 years. A lot changes in that amount of time. But we’re both still listening to Jimmy Eat World. Sometimes you risk your life to save your man card. Sometimes you have to shit on someone’s lawn. But hey, at least we’ve got that asthma thing figured out.

“The demon is out.” –MJ

You are the Rain-X to my windshield, grok?

Show Notes

  • 2:21 AOL Instant Messenger
  • 4:55 Do You Grok?
  • 5:51 The Lies of a College Education
  • 9:50 The Fidget Cube
  • 11:03 Getting Old
  • 11:40 Curing Asthma
  • 18:00 CRISPR-Cas9
  • 21:01 Ch-ch-ch Changes
  • 21:30 Realizing How Time Has Passed
  • 22:05 Definitely Attracted to Women
  • 25:44 I Never Became an Adult
  • 30:32 Kung Fu Panda.... Part 2
  • 32:33 What are We Drinking?
  • 35:00 I'm Way Past My Bedtime
  • 35:32 Dying, In the Lamest Way
  • 49:10 This is a Lovely Capsule of Death
  • 51:37 I'm Going to Try to Relate
  • 52:28 Delta Gives Zero Shits
  • 54:00 Ok, So, It Wasn't the Lamest
  • 55:03 My Daughter is Trying to Kill Me
  • 58:21 Fuzzy's Tacos: The Tacos for When You Almost Die of the Flu on an Airplane
  • 58:40 Most of You Have Never Had Real Tacos
  • 60:30 Home is... Wherever I Am
  • 62:56 You Knew My Grandparents
  • 74:00 As Cats Are Want to Do
  • 74:58 I Am the Joke in My Life
  • 76:26 How Not to Change Your Windshield Wipers
  • 83:30 Oh, I'm an Idiot
  • 85:00 I'm a Teenage Girl When Comes to Fixing a Car
  • 90:30 The Pursuit of Not Shitting Yourself
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